TEDDY BEARS can never harm anyone
DOGS their affection is no more than a reflection
TEDDY BEARS are the best ever silent partners
DOGS are half-blind creatures with deadly teeth
TEDDY BEARS are comfortingly cuddly
DOGS can easily become aggressive
TEDDY BEARS do not excrete or urinate
DOGS are obsessed with it
TEDDY BEARS have no fleas
DOGS are adored by them
TEDDY BEARS don’t need to be leashed
DOGS will quit everything at the drop of a stool
TEDDY BEARS neither bark nor bite
DOGS do both without impunity
TEDDY BEARS could even distract an intruder!
DOGS as protectors, are useless against ‘pros’.
TEDDY BEARS are very clean indeed
DOGS need decontaminating frequently
TEDDY BEARS cost nothing to keep
DOGS gobble up a chunk of your income
TEDDY BEARS are perfect listeners
DOGS mainly hear what they fear
TEDDY BEARS will never turn away from you
DOGS are hopelessly distractible
TEDDY BEARS are soothing to nervous infants
DOGS irritate or infuriate neighbours
TEDDY BEARS emit their own friendly odour
DOGS stink of whatever they’ve picked up
TEDDY BEARS will protest at nothing
DOGS will yap at the blink of an eye!

OH...............OF COURSE: SILLY ME. I QUITE FORGOT.
TEDDY BEARS CAN’T WALK !