Englishmen driving a truck loaded with monkeys on the way to the zoo breaks down. He sees paddy coming up the road with an empty truck so he flags him down.
Paddy he says, if I give you 50 quid will you take these monkeys to the zoo for me?
Paddy says, no problem so he loads them into his truck.
A couple of hours later the Englishman is still waiting for the recovery truck and sees paddy coming towards him with the monkeys so he flags him down.
Ffs paddy, I gave you 50quid to take them to the zoo!
Paddy says I did but I had a few quid left over so were of to the cinema now!

I've heard this one recently, but it still makes me laugh

An old friend from Derry told me it years ago

It's cute ... Dino told this one a week ago "Monkeys"

I've just seen it
If we have an argument and swear a lot maybe they'll take it down

I didn't have the heart to tell you at first, but then Dino commented on his so figured I ought to say something.

Maybe the mods will lock this one

Joke already posted in this thread http://cpn.mingle2.com/topic/579914