Two young English business men were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the stores merchandise wasn't in, only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior Irish gentleman walks up to the window, looks around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically. "We're selling A-Holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said "You must be doing well, only two left."

️️️️️️️