The whiskey was spilt on the bar room floor and the bar was closed for the night
when out of the corner, came a little gray mouse to sit in the pale moon light
He lapped up the liquor on the bar room floor and back on his haunches he sat
and all through the night you could hear him shout; Bring on yer gosh darn Cat!

ha,ha,ha,ha

gives meaning to the phrase 'of Mice and Men'

I bought a bottle of rum. My neighbor practices on the piano. I can’t shut him up. I would like to murder him. My work, the lesson plans remain uncompleted. I have bills to pay, but this afternoon, I bought a bottle of rum.

The missus comes at 2. There used to be a mister but I guess the local snake finally got him. They were a pair. The fella used to waddle in first, around 1. His girl would then smell his whiskers and come through the window for the leftovers.

Anyway, 11 at night, tonight; I felt a nice little nip underside the knee, yelp and wake up. Rat! In the dark I struggle out of the mosquito net. Switch on the light, to see the mouse follow out. I don’t care, my brain still doused in rum; till I notice that my green beans toasted are all gone. The rice remains untouched.

Watch out rat, tomorrow I will poison you. I have the money.