Topic: Captain's False Teeth
Mefikit's photo
Fri 07/24/20 10:56 AM
Abe, the fishing boat captain, sneezed one day and his dental plate flew out of his mouth and disappeared into the sea. He was very annoyed, since it would cost him 200 to replace it. So, to avoid the same accident happening, he kept his new dental plate wrapped in a piece of cloth, in the wheelhouse. On a beautiful day with the sun shining and the fish biting, the crew were having a great time. Two of the young lads thought they would play a joke on the captain. They took his dental plate, from the wheelhouse and tied it to a line and threw it overboard. Then, reeling in the line they exclaimed that they had caught the captain's teeth. Abe said to pass the plate over to him. He shook the water off and slapped the teeth into his mouth. He pulled all sorts of faces and took the teeth out and said "No, they're not mine" and threw them back into the water. The boat had to go back to harbour since none of the crew could stop laughing.

LarchTree's photo
Fri 07/24/20 02:50 PM
Haha

Stacy's photo
Sun 08/09/20 07:58 PM
haaa