Topic: As mean as you can get. | |
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My next door neighbour was scraping wallpaper, off the walls. I asked him, "Are you re-decorating?" "No" he said, "A'm moving house."
Another friend of mine, always shy when it comes to his turn to buy a pint. Did actually buy a round the other day. The barman, handing him his change, dropped a 10 pence piece. My friend bent down so fast to pick it up, that it hit him on the back of his head. |
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