TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."
Moon: A romantic better not be poor, he should be buying me flowers and romantic things.

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
Moon: That just told me he is a player and not to trust him.

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."
Moon: He just wants in my pants.

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."
Moon: Men are dogs and don't care so much when it comes to just getting a piece of ass.

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."
Moon: I would have to agree with the above.

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."
Moon: If he has to ask, he needs more experience.

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"
Moon: It means he won't call.

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
Moon: Or it means he plans to do something really stupid and is trying to remind you how you feel to try and minimize the damage it will cause.

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."
Moon: Or he is starting to look for a way out of the relationship.

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."
Moon: I'll agree with the above.

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."
Moon: Either that or your gonna get dumped.

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
Moon: He just isn't in a place for a relationship and doesn't feel like he can be a boyfriend but he still wants to see you. In other words, he wants to keep the door open for sex but wants to screw others as well.

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."
Moon: Yep, the above.

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"
Moon: Agreeing.

Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."
Moon: The breakup via avoidance.