A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbour there.

Girl: "My father isn't home, but I know what you want and I can help you.
You want our bull to service your cow. Well, my father charges one hundred quid for his best bull."

Neighbour: "That's not I want."

Girl: "We have a young bull who is just starting out. My father charges fifty quid for him."

Neighbour: "That's not I want."

Girl: "We have an old bull out in the pasture. He can still do a job. My father charges only twenty quid for him."

Neighbour: "That's not what I want. I came here to see your father about your brother. Your brother Kevin made my daughter pregnant."

Girl: "Oh. You'll have to see my father about that because I don't know what he charges for Kevin."

Amusing old joke................. reminds me of another old bull joke:
A young bull and his father, were standing at the top of a hill watching a dozen cows grazing below them. The young bull was excited and said to his father "dad, dad I'm going to RUN down there and f**k one of them"!
So after he did he climbed back up to his dad exhausted, he said "well dad aren't you excited too, what are you going to do"?
The old bull said "yes I am son and I'm going to WALK down there and f**k them all"!

I've always thought it shows sometimes speed is good but when it comes to women...........slow is the way to go ;-)