This guy goes for a medical test and the nurse tells him to strip off and put on a gown.

He is not quite stripped when she returns. She comments, "My word sir, that's a fine looking pair of brown balls you have."

He replies, grumbling, "Just never worry about my balls. They're none of your business."

The doctor who is going to examine him, asks him to remove the gown and immediately says, "My word sir, that's a fine looking pair of brown balls you have."

The guy replies, grumbling, "Just never worry about my balls. They're none of your business."

After the examination the guy returns home, exhausted and irritable. As he is walking along the hallway, he trips over a child's toy and swears. Then he hollers at his wife, "DO YOU NEVER TIDY THIS PLACE?"

She replies, "You don't know what it's like looking after two kids, I've hardly time to wipe my arse."

He says, "AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT."