Last week my friend Denzel, came to see me.

I said to him, "You've got a black eye, Denzel."

"Yes", he replied. "Last Sunday, at church, Mrs Tredinnick in the row in front of me, stood up. I could see that her dress had caught into the crack of her bottom. So, I leant forward and pulled it out. Well, she turned round and gave me such a wallop."

That was last week. Today, Denzel came in sporting another black eye.

I said to him, "Delzel, you've got another black eye."

"Yes.", he said, "Mrs. Tredinnick was in church again this Sunday and when she stood up from prayers, I could see that her dress was caught up in the crack of her bottom again. I knew that I shouldn't touch it, but Arthur Gribbin, who was sitting next to me, must have spotted Mrs Tredinnick's dress and he leaned forward and pulled it out. Well, I knew that she definitely didn't like it pulled out, so, I leaned forward and tucked it back in again."

I must have laughed for an hour.

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i had a good laugh🤣

Hahaha good one