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Topic: Women's rules.
yeahitsmeok's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:02 AM
they can have there man laws but heres the real deal


Women's rules.

BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME

DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE

And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

and if that wasnt enough here ladies:

1. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.

2. Remember: you are known by the idiot you accompany.

3. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

4. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

5. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there.

6. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone.

7. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

8. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

9. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

10. Women don't make fools of men -most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

11. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

12. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

13. If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital.

14. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.

15. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.

16. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.

17. Sadly, all men are created equal.

quarrrylife's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:10 AM
hhheeehhheeheh !

duckiegiggles's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:11 AM
having a little bit hate towards guys there are we?

yeahitsmeok's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:11 AM
i thought since they had man laws on here we ought to have our own laws...lol

Jtevans's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:13 AM

i thought since they had man laws on here we ought to have our own laws...lol




you can't have laws that don't exist,unlike Man Laws that do exist



face it,women are losing the battle...

yeahitsmeok's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:14 AM


i thought since they had man laws on here we ought to have our own laws...lol




you can't have laws that don't exist,unlike Man Laws that do exist



face it,women are losing the battle...



NEVER

no photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:16 AM
HEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHH SOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE BABY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!bigsmile drinker bigsmile

Now hurry up JT and make me a sandwich!!!grumble grumble laugh laugh

Jtevans's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:17 AM
think again :P

duckiegiggles's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:18 AM
what is with the direction thing and not wanting to get them when lost?

yeahitsmeok's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:18 AM
yeah jt a sandwich sounds nicelaugh

yeahitsmeok's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:20 AM
men never ask for direction no matter how lost they are

Jtevans's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:21 AM
duckie,guys don't need to ask for directions...pfft


yeah,you can make me a sandwich instead :tongue:

duckiegiggles's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:21 AM
but why
that what i am asking

yeahitsmeok's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:22 AM

duckie,guys don't need to ask for directions...pfft


yeah,you can make me a sandwich instead :tongue:


that may work in man law but here it doesntlaugh laugh

Jtevans's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:22 AM

but why
that what i am asking



because we don't need to.

no photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:23 AM

duckie,guys don't need to ask for directions...pfft


yeah,you can make me a sandwich instead :tongue:
JT do you need directions on how to make that sandwich???:wink: laugh laugh Now hurry up!!!:tongue:

yeahitsmeok's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:23 AM
cuz duckie they think that they always know where they are at but i think its that male ego that makes them believe thatgrumble

AaronzDad's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:23 AM

men never ask for direction no matter how lost they are


This is a complete steaming pile of horse $#!^.

I don't and have never understood where this concept comes from. I and all the men I know have no problem stopping and asking for directions or finding a map or using a GPS system. Heck, my friends tease me because I always visit mapquest.com and print out a map or two before I go places I've never been before.

Just another delusional creation of the female mind in an attempt to try to make themselves look better.

Jtevans's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:23 AM


duckie,guys don't need to ask for directions...pfft


yeah,you can make me a sandwich instead :tongue:


that may work in man law but here it doesntlaugh laugh



Man Law works everywheres i go,it radiates off of me

Jtevans's photo
Fri 12/28/07 12:24 AM
bout damn time you show up AD!drinker

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