Seamus, Pat and Mick, drunk after a long night in the pub, flagging out a taxi to get a lift home.

Taxi driver of course sees, he has three drunken passengers. Starts the engine, and after 10 seconds, switches it off.

And says "There ye are guys, we are here. That will be 20 quid"

Seamus gives him the money, Pat says Thanks, and then Mick ... gives the taxi driver a clatter right across the face.

Says Seamus "Are ye mad, we never got home alright"

Says Pat "Aye, why did you give him a clatter?"

Says Mick "Me bollix, that eejit deserved a punch, they way he was speeding".

NICE

read it before, but funny all-time.