ONE DAY A LITTLE GIRL TOLD HER AUNT
'JOHN DOE HAS A BIG ****...(CLOCK)'

UPON HEARING THIS,THE AUNT WAS ALARMED!
SHE ASKED HER SISTER,"WHAT SHOULD I DO? SALLY JUST TOLD ME ABOUT
JOHN DOE` **** (CLOCK)"

THEN,THE SISTER REPLIED,"YOU MUST HAVE HEARD HER WRONG.JOHN DOE
WOULD NEVER DO THAT...."

SO THEY BOTH ASKED THE LITTLE GIRL TO REPEAT HERSELF
'JOHN DOE HAS A BIG ****....SEE...'
(SHE POINTED AT THE BIG CLOCK ON THE WALL.)

RELIEVED,THEY LAUGHED.BUT,THE SISTER SAID,
"I'M GONNA BUY A LITTLE CLOCK SO SALLY CAN COME TO MY HOUSE AND TELL HER UNCLE TOM WHAT SIZE HIS CLOCK IS."

good one!

*THANKS L. & M. OR THE STAFF.THE EDIT IS APPRCIATED.*