Maduro’s "Capture": Just a New York Homecoming for Mamdani’s Marxist Dream?

​NEW YORK
Forget Trump or the CIA; the real credit for Nicolás Maduro’s arrival goes to Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s new "Dictator Relocation Program." Insiders reveal the arrest wasn't a bust, but a VIP pickup for the Mayor's ultimate plan: turning Manhattan into the world's New Communist Hub.
​By gathering every communist leader in the Southern District, Mamdani is reportedly aiming for a "critical mass of Marxists." The plot? Host them in rent-controlled suites until the sheer weight of their berets collapses the Stock Exchange, transforming Wall Street into a giant potato patch.
​Once the "Catch and Release" is complete, Maduro will be freed to lead the "People’s Republic of Brooklyn," where the only thing higher than the taxes will be the Mayor’s excitement for collective street cleaning. New Yorkers: grab your red scarves, the revolution will be televised, but only on public access.