Topic: speeding ticket
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Mon 01/07/08 02:48 AM
A guy gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. As the copper is writing up the ticket, the guy asks...

"Can you arrest me for calling you a filthy name?"

"Yes" replies the cop.

He then asks, "Can you arrest me for thinking something?"

"No" replies the cop.

"Well then," says the man, "I think you're a c**t!"

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Mon 01/07/08 03:05 AM
Yikes