Phone Call:

Italian Mother: "Hello?"

Daughter: "Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?"


Italian Mother: "You're going out?"

Daughter: "Yes."


Italian Mother: "With whom?"

Daughter: "With a friend."

Italian Mother: "I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man."

Daughter: "MOM, I didn't leave him. He left me!"

Italian Mother: "You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies."

Daughter: "MA, I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?"

Italian Mother: "I never left you to go out with anybody except your father."

Daughter: "There are lots of things that you did and I don't."

Italian Mother: "What are you hinting at?"

Daughter: "Nothing, I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.."

Italian Mother: "You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?"

Daughter: "MA its My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me,he probably never slept alone!"

Italian Mother: "So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?"

Daughter: "MOM, He's not a loser."

Italian Mother: "A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite."

Daughter: "MA, I don't want to argue; should I bring over the kids or not?"

Italian Mother: "Poor children with such a mother."

Daughter: "Such a what?"

Italian Mother: "With no stability. No wonder your husband left you."

Daughter: "ENOUGH MA!!!"

Italian Mother: "Don't scream at me. You probably scream at the loser too!"

Daughter: "Great MA, Now you're worried about the loser?"

Italian Mother: "Ah, so you see he is a loser and I spotted him immediately."

Daughter: "Goodbye, mother."

Italian Mother: "Wait! Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?"

Daughter: "I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!"

Italian Mother: "If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?"

Where's the gun??

your right my sister need help

ohh thats awesome!!

LOL

yer shoot her now why don't ya!!

That's how it is sometimes for me

I know the feeling....Parents these days!!!

you should hang with my sis

ya can hide over here with me fran

NOT HIDING

WAS A JOKE

Do you know my mother?