Here are a couple jokes I found in Maxim and thought I’d share them with you!

Q: how are spinach and anal sex the same?
A: if they were forced on you as a boy, you won’t like them as an adult

Q: what is the very definition of trust?
A: 2 cannibals giving each other blowjobs

Q: what’s the hardest thing about rollerblading?
A: telling your parents you’re gay

Q: what do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: a quarter pounder with cheese

Q: how do you know you’re really ugly?
A: dogs close their eyes when they hump your leg

Q: how many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Juan

I really liked the cannibal one.

That's funny except the roller blading one. I roller blade all the time and I'm as straight as a nail.

you sure about that bro? really sure?

JK man!