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Topic: 10 reasons why I love my guitar
Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Sun 01/13/08 03:44 AM
1: My guitar will always have a perfectly round body and a long neck 2: My guitar is always ready and willing to fingered 3: My guitar is never without a G-string 4: My guitar has a volume control 5: My guitar doesn’t get jealous if I play with another guitar 6: My guitar doesn’t care if I look at guitar magazines 7: I never fail to make my guitar produce sweet noises 8: I can play with my guitar in front of my friends 9: My guitar will never say “Congratulations! You’re about to be the father of a new guitar” 10: My guitar will never leave me

stormy488 Joined Tue 12/04/07 Posts: 149	Sun 01/13/08 03:46 AM
lovely

DebbieJT Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 10329	Sun 01/13/08 03:46 AM
yes but can it give you a big hug back lol ...morning hun

lonelyheart36 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 470	Sun 01/13/08 03:50 AM
1: My guitar will always have a perfectly round body and a long neck 2: My guitar is always ready and willing to fingered 3: My guitar is never without a G-string 4: My guitar has a volume control 5: My guitar doesn’t get jealous if I play with another guitar 6: My guitar doesn’t care if I look at guitar magazines 7: I never fail to make my guitar produce sweet noises 8: I can play with my guitar in front of my friends 9: My guitar will never say “Congratulations! You’re about to be the father of a new guitar” 10: My guitar will never leave me classic,lol.i love to play too.

Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Sun 01/13/08 03:51 AM
yes but can it give you a big hug back lol ...morning hun Too true, Debbie

DebbieJT Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 10329	Sun 01/13/08 03:53 AM
lol yeh but i loved the post was funny

theemachine Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 725	Sun 01/13/08 04:08 AM
1: My guitar will always have a perfectly round body and a long neck 2: My guitar is always ready and willing to fingered 3: My guitar is never without a G-string 4: My guitar has a volume control 5: My guitar doesn’t get jealous if I play with another guitar 6: My guitar doesn’t care if I look at guitar magazines 7: I never fail to make my guitar produce sweet noises 8: I can play with my guitar in front of my friends 9: My guitar will never say “Congratulations! You’re about to be the father of a new guitar” 10: My guitar will never leave me 11: Never has a headache.

steelangel Joined Tue 11/13/07 Posts: 359	Sun 01/13/08 04:18 AM
I can stroke my 7 string and get a pleasant response every time

nightimefantasy Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 216	Sun 01/13/08 08:27 AM
NICE will pass it on to all the guitar players that i know

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