I understand how scissors can beat paper and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no ****ing way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?

Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that **** up in 2 seconds.

When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always pick rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh ****, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole".

well then

lol...i thought it was funny...

I've wondered that so many times.

Who came up with that anyway - had to be some kid locked in a basement all his life with nothing to play with but a rock, a piece of paper, and a pair of scissors. In the dark. With no hands.

Maybe he had a little bitty rock, and a lotta paper, and a pair of craft scissors.

Or maybe he (or she) didn't really have any of those things but that's what the people who kept him in the basement told him.

I'm with you on this one. Just give me the freakin' rock!

hi not lonely...where ya been hiding?

Hey Bird, roller-coasterin' on this site.

Love the pic, BTW.

lol...me too...need to get working on the cats though,