Research had been going on for many years as to the invention of the
toothbrush. Researchers knew the purpose of the device, but wanted to
know and acknowledge the originating location. After a very long and
exasperating study the researchers came to their conclusion as to the
origin of the toothbrush. It was decided that the brush was invented by
a redneck. Intrigued with the discovery, the researchers were asked by
the media how they came to the conclusion. They all agree it was a
simple deduction, "If it was invented by anyone else, it would have been
called a teethbrush