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Topic: Paint my House!
Babygurl20007 Joined Fri 12/14/07 Posts: 84	Tue 01/15/08 09:15 PM
A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks." He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones. He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."

fastlinnie Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 1993	Tue 01/15/08 09:16 PM
YA KILLING ME HERE

1956deluxe Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 8559	Tue 01/15/08 09:16 PM
IRON MY SHIRT IRON MY SHIRT IRON MY SHIRT!

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Tue 01/15/08 09:16 PM
excellent

StAnD_oUt Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 78	Tue 01/15/08 09:16 PM
Nice.

Babygurl20007 Joined Fri 12/14/07 Posts: 84	Tue 01/15/08 09:17 PM


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ackerman_kevin Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 136	Tue 01/15/08 09:19 PM
I'd get here to drain the septic tank Even though I don't have one

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