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Topic: Drunk phone call to the police
Babygurl20007 Joined Fri 12/14/07 Posts: 84	Tue 01/15/08 09:26 PM
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Tue 01/15/08 09:27 PM
NICE

fastlinnie Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 1993	Tue 01/15/08 09:27 PM


johncarl Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 5074	Tue 01/15/08 09:27 PM


MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Tue 01/15/08 09:27 PM
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

jennakathleen Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 129	Tue 01/15/08 09:28 PM
i actually know people who are capable of that

Babygurl20007 Joined Fri 12/14/07 Posts: 84	Tue 01/15/08 09:29 PM
i actually know people who are capable of that hahahahaha thats funnny

gregory583 Joined Wed 08/29/07 Posts: 526	Tue 01/15/08 09:29 PM
good one

mainelyme Joined Thu 11/08/07 Posts: 99	Tue 01/15/08 09:30 PM


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deltasissy Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 1318	Tue 01/15/08 09:34 PM
omg that happened to me once.

brett339h Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 267	Tue 01/15/08 09:36 PM
I have woken up before in the driver seat in someone's backyard and did'nt know how I got there

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