A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."

The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this:

First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing.

We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied,

"yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"


Got your minds thinking didn't I
Cooly

cute

Oh i love that one


hugs to ya hun

had me thinkin

omg

thanks ya'll dirty lil minds
hugs to ya Hon
Cooly

seen this before... but its still soooo funny!

seen this before... but its still soooo funny!

it sure makes ya think

Oh my!

Sure does!.

Good one!!

Okay, you got me.

<<<<< gutter brained!

love these kind, makes ya think, thanks ya'll

just had to read this again. ..still hilarious!!!