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Topic: Ever wanted to strangle your best friend
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Sun 01/20/08 06:07 AM
Edited by knoxman on Sun 01/20/08 06:10 AM
No, but he probably wanted to strangle me after what I put him thru last year. Here's what happened:

My best friend and I bet with me on the Tenn-Ga game last season(he took Gaorgia), with the loser having to be with the winner all day on Halloween(we were both off work that day), dressed in the costume of the winner's choice. I won, so I made my buddy dress as a woman, which entailed:

Full make-up job and wig
Manicure, pedicure, with painted finger and toenails
Sweater(with falsies)
Black leather miniskirt(yes, he had to shave his legs)
Dark stockings and black 4" heels

We spent the day together, where I paraded him around everywhere I could think of. That evening, I decided to treat my "lady" to dinner at an upscale restaurant. On the way, he (who was unhappy about paying off this bet) found a pair of handcuffs in my car that a friend had left there. Next thing I knew, he put the handcuffs on HIMSELF and looked at me and said, "I feel like a prisoner, now I'll look the part!", to which I replied, "You don't know the half of it, dude. No one knows where the key is!" I told him our dinner "date" still stood, as long as "she" didn't mind wearing "her" new braclets to dinner. Needless to say, He ate a steak dinner while handcuffed!

After the date, I took "her" back to his apt., where I "suddenly" realized--I had the keys on me the whole timelaugh . Boy, was he angry. But he got me back. "You've ran me all over town all day like this! My feet are killing me in these heels! You want me to be a lady? Fine! Now, give me a foot massage like a lady!"

First time I ever gave a guy a foot massage--but, I've gotta admit, his pedicured, painted feet DID look kinda cute in those stockingslaugh blushing .

I saw him a few days ago. As a "friendly reminder" of our wager, I offered to take him out on Valentines' Day--provided he "dressed the part" once again!laugh The scary part is, he said OK--I hope he was jokinglaugh !

Suzanne20's photo
Sun 01/20/08 04:29 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh I think I would've shot my friend if she made me dress like that. I am a woman but I don't dress up except for special occasions.

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Sun 01/20/08 04:54 PM
No, I just wanna shoot him. The m/f'r owes me like 5K

Suzanne20's photo
Sun 01/20/08 04:59 PM
My friends and I "exchange" money. I borrow from one of them and they borrow from me. We don't make the other pay us back because we get it back the next time we need money...did that make sense?

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Sun 01/20/08 05:10 PM
hey, that's how it USED to be. But I'm talkin like $100 and under. But $5000 is something else entirely, specially when the SOB works at FORD

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Sun 01/20/08 05:26 PM
Ok thats entirely different. laugh laugh laugh

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