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thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Thu 01/24/08 05:53 PM
A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe. The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable. The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state? After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.

fastlinnie Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 1993	Thu 01/24/08 05:54 PM


zanne46 Joined Sun 07/01/07 Posts: 5610	Thu 01/24/08 06:05 PM
cute very cute....

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Thu 01/24/08 06:07 PM
thanx you guys Cooly

songstress1 Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 1244	Thu 01/24/08 06:11 PM
Made me laugh out loud...geez!!!

Maizy Joined Mon 01/14/08 Posts: 410	Thu 01/24/08 06:19 PM
I'm with songstress on that one!

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Thu 01/24/08 06:21 PM
how many guys will admit that one Cooly thanks ya'll

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LauraJ Joined Tue 09/11/07 Posts: 7442	Sat 01/26/08 02:11 PM
cute one

nightimefantasy Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 216	Sat 01/26/08 03:07 PM
cooly you always hold first place hun

tommyw2007 Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 17	Sat 01/26/08 04:05 PM
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WHACKEEEONE Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 657	Sat 01/26/08 04:07 PM
A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe. The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable. The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state? After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home. lmao....good one

tommyw2007 Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 17	Sat 01/26/08 04:15 PM
cute very cute.... hey do you like young men that is 32 single and retird from construction work if you do just add me on yahoo messenger as tommyw2007 ok

ghostrider63 Joined Sat 01/26/08 Posts: 68	Sat 01/26/08 04:19 PM
sweet