A man stood on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a scary storm.The storm was so strong,he could hardly see a few feet in front of him.

Suddenly he saw a car come towards him and stop.The guy, without thinking about it,go in the car and closed the door only to realize that nobody was behind the wheel.The car started slowly forward.

The guy looked at the road and saw a curve coming ahead.Scared, he started praying and begging for his life.He hadnt come out of shock,when just before he hit the curve,a hand appeared through the window and moved the wheel.The guy Paralyed in terror,watched how the hand appeared everytime before a curve.

The guy gathered strength,got out of the car and ran to the nearest town.Wet and in shock,he ran into a cantina and asked for two shots of tequila,and started telling evevryone of the horrible experience he went through.
A silence enveloped evevryone when they realized the guy was crying and wasnt drunk.

About half an hour later,two guys walked into the same cantina,and one said to the other."Look Pete,thats the idiot who climbed into the car while we were pushing it."

haha that's too funny :)