Lol, I would grab you by the hair and use it to tie you to a tree so you couldn't play with my ears anymore while singing "Ballroom Blitz!" wouldn't that be fun!?

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Engraven Image ..... Sorry, got to correct you. What in the world is the matter with you?! Don't you know the proper procedure for tying a woman around a tree?

Let me enlighten you!

If you are going to tie a woman to a tree, you can't sing "Ballroom Blitz." It's got to be "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Around the Old Oak Tree," but you need to change the song to "Tie a Pretty Woman Around the Old Oak Tree."

Hope I have been of some help.