| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 18 | |
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Dear Diary My friend is trying to turn me into a Myspace whore...
I've tried and it doesn't look like my whoring skills are working here Damn typos
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh you wanna smoke some tea???
Sure! I wonder if that wakes you up as much as drinking it does
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Dear diary.....my tongue still feels funny....
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Really maybe you need to lick something
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I wanna lick some...............
ice cream!! But I dont have any!!
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Dear diary.....my tongue still feels funny....
did check for black or green fur?........ say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......... hmmmm..... |
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i'm hungry. i'm going to go out for some fast food and ice cream!
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Dear diary.....my tongue still feels funny....
did check for black or green fur?........ say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......... hmmmm.....
<-------gets out the tongue scraper!!!
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i'm hungry. i'm going to go out for some fast food and ice cream!
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but wait - there is an interesting thread in S&D!
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I might take the lil one for a happy meal today.......
gotta drive the teen daughter to town ....
what a crappy weekend I'm glad its monday tommorrow! |
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Dear diary.......I dont even know what day it is.........
I'll take some crappy Mcdonalds for $2.49 Alex!!!
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dd,
i have a strange desire for a wendy's single no cheese!!
anybody seen my chainsaw? |
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I had Dairy Queen last night!!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmm onion rings!!
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I have the normal desire to stay in my fuzzy house coat all day but I'm no good at saying no so I have chauffer duty today...........
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Dear diary........I dont wanna get dressed either......I dont want to do my hair.........I just wanna be lazzzzzzzzzzzy!!
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i got to sleep in to 9:30 today!
but then i had to get up and make myself breakfast....still it was nice...
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i got to sleep in to 9:30 today! but then i had to get up and make myself breakfast....still it was nice...
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Dear diary........I want a wife!!!
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sure sometimes. she likes to make pancakes. but i make the crepes and omlettes. we like cereal with berries. i prefer alpen as a cold cereal (with or without fresh berries) and i like oatmeal and cream of wheat.
today i made.....drumroll oatmeal! with raisins and brown sugar and milk. i like it soupy!
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