A monkey was mocking an elephant, who, getting p*ssed off with this, eventually shook the tree hard enough to send the simian crashing to the ground.
Ticked off in turn, the monkey taunted and led the elephant to where there was a trap laid by man.
The elephant found herself caught by one leg in a twisted grass noose of surprising strength, and after some hours struggle was beginning to abandon hope, when a mouse appeared.

“Hello big girl, I can get you out of there if you want.”
“Don’t be foolish little creature, I am mighty, but even I cannot break this rope.”
“Look do you want to get out before the man comes along or not? Tell you what, if I can’t do it, you owe me nothing, but if I succeed you have to do whatever I want.” He said with a small rodent leer.
“And what would that be?”
“I’ll free you, but then you have to let me Fvck you up the ar$e.” (This would be the a$s in the US).
“You?? Yes sure, Ok see what you can do.”

So, the mouse gets to nibbling and in a surprisingly short time has chewed through the grass rope. The elephant, astonished but grateful, thanks the mouse. Just as she is about to move off, the mouse calls out.
“Hey, what about our deal?”
“You were serious? … Oh, well Ok then, go ahead.”

The mouse scampers up one hind leg and takes a grip just under the Elephant’s tail.

The monkey came back to gloat, and was annoyed to see the elephant had escaped. Taking the heaviest coconut he could throw, he hurled it right down onto the elephant’s head.
“Unngggh, OW, Hell that hurt!”

The mouse cried out, “Yeah well take it b1tch!”

omgosh!!!!!! lol!