One day a horny guy got tired of jacking off all the time so he started
thinking, "Hmm.. I got to have a woman." He looks all over his house for
money, but all he finds is two bucks. So he goes to the local whore
house and says to a lady at a desk, "I need a woman", and the lady
responded with, "How much money do you have?" He threw down the two
dollars and she laughed at him and said, "You can't buy sex with a woman
for two dollars!" The guy felt horrible and almost started to cry, but a
woman at another desk says, "Wait, for two dollars, I will let you fuck
this chicken here!" The guy immediately says, "No way, I ain't fucking
no chicken!" and the runs back home.
When he gets home, all he can think about is that chicken. He started to
want the chicken more than a woman. So the next day he goes back to the
whore house, drops the money on the desk and says, "Give me the
chicken." So the lady gives him the chicken and tells him to go into the
first room down the hall and to be back in an hour. So he goes into the
room with a giant window on one side and starts fucking the chicken. He
fucks the chicken fifteen times and he does it so hard that he almost
kills the chicken.
He brings the nearly dead chicken back to the woman at the desk and
leaves. When he gets home, all he can think about is how great that
chicken was, and how badly he wanted to fuck another chicken, so he
borrows $5 from a friend and goes back to the whore house and says,
"Give me the chicken, I need another chicken", and the lady says, "You
almost killed my other chicken, I won't let you harm another one." So he
pleads, "Can't you give me something like a cat or a goat or something?"
The lady says, "Hmm.. I guess I could let you watch two women finger
each other." The guy stops and thinks about and decides that wouldn't be
to bad and he gives her the money. She tells him to go to the second
door down the hall next to the room he was in yesterday.
He goes to the room and looks at many rows of chairs in front of a giant
window looking into a little room. He takes his chair along with several
other guys. The lights dim and two completely nude girls walk into the
little room and start fingering each other. The guy says to the person
sitting next to him, "Man this is great, huh." And the person responds
with, "Sure is. You should have been here yesterday when a guy fucked a
chicken."