A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde
on his arm. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the guy demands. So the
owner goes in the back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous
full-length coat. As the blonde tries it on, the furrier sidles up to
the guy and discreetly whispers, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for
$65,000." "No problem! I'll write you a check" "Very good, sir," says
the furrier. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it
up, after the check has cleared. " The man and the woman leave. On
Monday, the man returns. The furrier is outraged: "How dare you show
your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your checking
account!" "I just had to come by," he grins, "to thank you for the best
damn weekend in a long, long time!"