3 women were sitting around one night talking about their boyfriends
when they decided they would give their men nicknames based on kinds of
soda. The first woman said: "I'm gonna call Tom "Mountain Dew" because
he is as strong as a mountain and always wants to do it!" The second
woman said: "I'm gonna call Bruce "7-Up" because he has seven inches and
it is always up!" The third woman said: "I'm gonna call my man "Jack
Daniels." The other two women responded: "Jack Daniels? But that's a
hard liquor." The third woman replied: "THAT'S MY LEROY!"

that's a good one