This is how I roll.
Deal

1. Never fake an orgasm. It ensures that we'll keep doing whatever it is we're doing wrong (if anything). You don't enjoy it. When we find out, bad things happen with the relationship. (Though we might be touched that you wanted us to think that we were effective.) Besides, unless you're really good at faking it or the guy is really dumb and/or ignorant of female sexual physiology, we'll find out sooner or later.

2. Don't play mind games with us if you're trying to get us to ask you out. If you do something which makes us think that you're not interested and keep this up for a while, or if you engage in very contradictory behaviors, most of us will just blow you off.

3. After we're in a relationship, don't play dumb mind games. These include "Do I look fat?." Also included are things like "Do you think she's attractive?" because we can't win no matter what we say.

4. We like you, but that doesn't mean that we have to spend every waking moment with you. This goes double if we have something else very major going on like graduate school.

5. We like to receive odd little gifts and stuff too.

6. Sometimes we like to be the recipient of a romantic evening or romantic outing. It gets old if we're always initiating.

7. You won't change us. If a guy is an asshole, he will remain an asshole. If he's a nice guy, he will tend to remain one unless you somehow manage to convince him that women prefer assholes.

8. We like to be hugged and kissed too. Women don't have a monopoly on this.

9. Realize that it is human nature to look at members of the opposite sex. You do it too, and you know it, so don't get mad at us for doing the same.

10. Guys like sex. However, we don't like it when you sleep with us too soon. Sure, we like it at the time, but then we start to wonder how many other guys you've slept with.

11. Contrary to contemporary belief, some guys -- if you like guys who put some emotion other than lust behind things -- actually like it if you don't have sex with them until you're in a long-term relationship of some type. What kind of guy you're dealing with should be apparent pretty quickly in a relationship. This doesn't necessarily mean that they want you to be a virgin until marriage, but this kind of guy does prefer if you're not that experienced. (You'll get enough experience with each other later anyway, and neither party is sitting there comparing the other to past partners.)

11. We aren't nearly as perverted as you think we are.

12. We aren't nearly as horny as you think we are.

13. Just because a guy doesn't give you a look like he wants to jump your bones and asks you out doesn't mean that he isn't interested.

Anything you guys would like your ladies to know? Explain here!:)

you are a wonder!!

These should be engraved in stone and hung in courthouses... Wonder you are the prophet of man...

Yeah.....I could live without the game playing.

"We like to receive odd little gifts and stuff too. "


like flowers and cookies???

its the actual thought that counts.
and it would depend on how well you knew your man.

so a roll of double ply and a playboy!

<----fakes orgasms all the time

My imaginary girlfriend never complains.... I bet she's faking too...

blah blah blah.



thought id post in your forum since you make mine oh so "wonderful"

roooooooofl.
you know you me

See it is posts like these that makes it sooo hard to resist you guys...Wonder you are truly an amazing man and a true wonder, thanx for proving what some of us good woman already knew!!!

wheres the part where you guys make me a sandwich???

Holy shytballs Gypsy what kind of pic is that???

Can you say rubber baby buggy bumpers 5 times really fast???

I couldn't even say it twice LMFAO!!

Wonder thanks for the advice! Here's some for the guys it's only fair ladies we share!!!

WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's O k ay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's o kay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ____ YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Woot Woot Well said!!