Topic: The Democratic way...
verbatimeb's photo
Sat 12/30/06 03:34 AM
Reminders of why I vote the way I do.

22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT

THIS IS NOT SO HARD, EVEN A CAVE MAN CAN DO IT....

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments
create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands
of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles a re artificial but being
homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth
graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about
sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own
money to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts
of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison and
A.G. Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very
nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail,
but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the
Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right
wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers off on
Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."


Don't fear the future- God's already there.

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That is quite a list and although I don't exactly agree on EVERY one
listed, I do agree, mostly, overall, pretty much....

Verb

driver4368's photo
Sat 12/30/06 07:43 AM
thats about as close as anything i've heard! Good Job!!

gethappy's photo
Sat 12/30/06 08:21 AM
democrats mean more illegal aliens more bleeding heart liberials more
incompetence in government not to mention more taxes!

PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Sat 12/30/06 10:58 AM
it don't matter..Dem, Rep they both lie, they both suck and they both
have pretty skewed versions of what's right.

Oh btw to be a Republican, you have to believe that gay marriages will
destroy the institution of marriage but easy to get divorces have no
impact on it at all.

To be a Republican, you have to believe in the right to life but feel
it's ok to kill ppl in another country over oil.

And finally, to be a politician, you have to lie, cheat, steal and then
blame everyone else if you get caught.

What's the difference between a politican and an ordinary criminal? in
the case of the politician, crime DOES pay!!

redmange420's photo
Sat 12/30/06 12:07 PM
Animal, once again ya hit it on the head.


I couldn't agree with you more, and I couldn't have said it better.

Puck all Foliticians!!!!

PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Thu 01/11/07 08:57 AM
ANARCHY NOW!!!! LOL