This was sent to me via email from a friend who has a good sense of humor.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008.


1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zest Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

9. Stop & Shop Supermarkets and A&P Supermarkets will become: Stop & P.

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Glad you guys got a laugh out of it.