Atlanta Airport
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> > You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
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> > Some of you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be so
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> > polite!
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> > Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
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> > eastbound on runway 9R
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> > Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
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> > infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
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> > Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound
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> > on runway 9R."
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> > Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
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> > runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
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> > Pause...
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> > Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
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> > Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
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> > Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
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> > GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.
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> > INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."
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> > Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be
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> > careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us --