Little Johnny is now in the third grade. Today the teacher is having all the children use a vocabulary word in a sentence. After the entire class has had a turn, she is left with Johnny and the last vocabulary word. She asks Johnny to use the word evidently in a sentence. Johnny stands up, has a puzzled look on his face and asks, "Teacher, do farts have lumps?" The teached looks sternly at Johnny and says, "NO, but that has nothing to do with your vacabulary word." Johnny replies, "Well then evidently I've sh!t my pants."