Hey there, I'm Steve, for real. Lifelong nickname - Skip, for real. COVID-free! But; let's social distance for a bit, eh? I mean, can you even imagine necking with these masks on?? Anyway, I’m a real living human being! Not a pidgin-Engrish-speaking bot or a scammer. If I reached out to you and you READ my messages you would already know this… Empty-nesting west of Pittsburgh, that means I'm alone, no roommates, not living in anyone’s basement - not even in my OWN basement, so no worries: I won’t ask you for any rent money. Own an insured car, not borrowing someone’s car. It’s a 4-banger, so no worries; I won't ask you for gas money. Or insurance money. Don't own video games, no desire to play them. So no worries, won't be staring at the TV while you're here. Never been arrested or shot by cops - or shot a cop. You OK with that? Live drama-free and with no ex’s or baby-mamas lurking anywhere. (But I can be as discrete as the CIA… ) Yes, I want a Ferrari - what man doesn't, but I’m smart enough not to pursue one. (Rather have my own airplane…) I behave in public, can walk, talk, chew gum at the same time. But... pull my string and out pops my inner Stooge and I just love to make folks laugh. Either that or maybe I am too ** 4/20 friendly ** ? Can you take teasing and sarcasm? Really lame-assed jokes? With face-palm punchlines? Fire back with same? Light hearted? Super romantic? Life is TOO short to take things too serious. Not looking to cling to you and marry on the first date or have you co-sign a loan: I just want us to have dinner together on a First Date. Does that take work? I'm in IT in a “corporate job” that I don't want to leave; I like keeping my bills paid and “guy-toys” - cars, vintage audio, and other neat stuff for laughs. Like flying for example; began lessons in 2019 to meet a lifetime dream of being a pilot, or getting corn-rows while in Aruba just for kicks... My uncomplicated life is all mine - I can get away with this. All my pics are 2019 and 2020. Bon Nochi Mi Dushi! Te aworo, Skip