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Topic:
LIARS
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Tue 05/12/15 05:20 AM
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I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire.
Too many liars, hypocrites and dishonest people in this world. |
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Topic:
I'm not stupid
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 05/11/15 03:18 PM
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Television.
Watching the bachelor USA Chris. |
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what topic...
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Why say NO to indian curry.  http://mingle2.com/topic/430897 |
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Topic:
what topic...
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Why say NO to indian curry.
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Topic:
dundee
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 05/11/15 11:44 AM
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Hello & Welcome, Joe!
If you have any questions, just ask me. I know everything about nothing. |
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Topic:
But I have papers......
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I have PMS, a GPS and a GUN.
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Topic:
why should i like you?
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 05/11/15 09:52 AM
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Hello & Welcome!
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status. Anyway, good luck in your search, young man! 
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 05/11/15 09:32 AM
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My heart is bigger than the distance in between us.
You're my first thought in the morning, you're my last thought before I fall asleep, and you're almost every thought in between. |
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Topic:
I'm not stupid
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 05/11/15 08:52 AM
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Of course I'm not stupid. I do better research than the FBI.
Of course I'm not stupid. I always solve the mysteries before Scooby and Shaggy. Of course I'm not stupid. I'm smarter than your ex, and I'll be smarter than your next. |
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 05/11/15 07:47 AM
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I have high standards for friends, but that doesn't make me an introvert.
I have high standards when it comes to dating. I don't meet trolls. |
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 05/11/15 06:27 AM
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Honestly, My list is short.
Many people are not my cup of tea. They're like the regretted sip of milk that went sour weeks ago.  Debbie Love  You're the second on my list. You're an amazing woman. |
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 05/11/15 03:44 AM
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I just can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, inappropriate humor, tasteless jokes and my tendency to laugh at things that I shouldn't.
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 05/10/15 02:01 PM
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If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your butt. I dont care if you don't like me. I dont live to please everyone. There isn't anymore room left up there!...  JK...Hi, lady... 
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This is one of my favorite quotes ever.
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If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your butt.
I dont care if you don't like me. I dont live to please everyone. |
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Topic:
First message online dating
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 05/10/15 10:07 AM
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I love your smile "not showing"
I love your boobs! WTF! "not showing" My boobs are as flat as the floor. Take me as I am or watch me as I walk away! |
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I promise to NOT toss your penis out after I cut it off if I find you cheating on me.
Cause I am your lady And you are my man Whenever you cheat on me I'll do all that I can. |
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I promise to take care of you when old but first time you hit me with your cane I'll wash your dentures in toilet water.
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Hello & Welcome, Fitch!
Feel at Home! Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Already Taken. |
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