one liners.....
Ever hear the story about the far-sighted turtle who tried making love with a helmet?
Or the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Politicians hate book markers, they like their pages bend over. (page is an assistant that runs errands)
An old poem,
Jack and Jill went up a hill
to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high, unzipped his fly
And Jill screamed, "Where's the BEEF?"

There was a man from Bengal
who went to a fancy dress Ball.
He went just for fun
dressed up in a bun.
The dog ate him up in the hall.

That's really quite funny. I recall every year on April 1st, my grandmother would call, at this insanely early hour, like 5-6 in the morning. She'd ask if we were sleeping, to which we'd reply we were, and she'd start about her reason for calling, like it was no big deal. She called to tell us it was snowing outside. In California, springtime, snow..... and like the proverbial guinea pigs we were set out to be, we went to the window, and looked outside.... and were shocked to not see any... Then she'd crack up laughing, APRIL FOOLS!!!! and hang up.

In Ukiah, looking for 6-930 am workout partner. Must have ANYTIME Fitness membership...