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Belly on up to the Bar
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Sorry Folks, I haven't been tending the bar like I should have but Having to get back to work in my other business, you know, the one that actually pays me money................lol Unless someone wants to volunteer to take over I have built a pretty nice clientele over the last few weeks, hate to disappoint them. Wont be very active on Mingle period until the first of next year so yall stay nice and I'm hopin the ones that are looking for someone are gone cause they found them.
Closed for the Summer..........Thanks ya'll |
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Topic:
Belly on up to the Bar
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Wow. Do you need a drink, too?... Better make yourself one while you're at it.... Cheers |
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Topic:
Belly on up to the Bar
Edited by
needsum12luv
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Tue 04/21/15 08:55 PM
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Hi... I want one of those Bloody Mary's that's full of hamburgers and hotdogs and bacon and mac n cheese and ****..... And make it a double.... Oh, yeah. And please?.... All I can say to that Bash is "Bite Me!" One beefy Bloody Mary (or Bash) Comin at ya |
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Belly on up to the Bar
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ok seeing how I'm off work.. how about that scotch on the rocks with the water back..lmao.. (whispering)trying to make some time with this fine young lady, you want your job back? |
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Belly on up to the Bar
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(squinting..... ) dang, I forgot my reading glasses, what is this!!! whatever ..... gulps it down......... hmmmmm, delicious! Their good chasers for a shot of Tequila........can I get ya one That sounds good..... ok! And maybe some food to go with it, the peanuts are good, but I'm so hungry I can eat a #### (better not spell it out)! Well ma'am, don't have much of a kitchen here but....we can close her down and I consider myself to be a damn good cook and would be glad to rustle you up something at my place..........or restaurant of your choice Here's your shot |
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Topic:
Belly on up to the Bar
Edited by
needsum12luv
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Tue 04/21/15 07:16 PM
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(squinting..... ) dang, I forgot my reading glasses, what is this!!! whatever ..... gulps it down......... hmmmmm, delicious! Their good chasers for a shot of Tequila........can I get ya one or 2 or 3 |
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Topic:
Belly on up to the Bar
Edited by
needsum12luv
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Tue 04/21/15 07:11 PM
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No 1................can you handle this or do you need help, I'm busy with another business at the moment..................wile your at it I could use a highball Dang it's hard to find good help........I'll get it myself...........take the rest of the night off you deserve it..... now that's one heck of a highball |
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Belly on up to the Bar
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Hmmmmm..... these are delicious! Can I have a beer to go with these? What do ya drink ma'am...........we have every flavor And what would you recommend to go with these peanuts here??? Just bring it up....and thank you in advance! I wouldn't recommend any other beer but |
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Topic:
Belly on up to the Bar
Edited by
needsum12luv
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Tue 04/21/15 07:02 PM
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Humm Crown & 7up please for me.... Seems we can't get the cooler door open ma'am give me a moment please whew...........finally..............enjoy |
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Topic:
Belly on up to the Bar
Edited by
needsum12luv
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Tue 04/21/15 06:55 PM
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Belly on up to the Bar
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needsum12luv Do we have a problem here? Nope - no problem; I dropped in right after I got my lawn chores done at 6:15 and you weren't to be seen...came back and hollered again and your helper dude stepped up. Where ya been??? I brought a bunch of my 'SISTERS' around on Saturday night for 'LADIES NIGHT' but you were busy fogging up the windows with Bash and Tmomma to notice so we left and went else wheres! LOL oops...............busted again |
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Belly on up to the Bar
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Hmmmmm..... these are delicious! Can I have a beer to go with these? What do ya drink ma'am...........we have every flavor |
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Belly on up to the Bar
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**knock**KNOCK** where R U ??? Sure could use a COLD BEER - bud light if you have them! Getting my outside chores done before another storm rolls in Sorry about the wait |
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Belly on up to the Bar
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No 1................can you handle this or do you need help, I'm busy with another business at the moment..................wile your at it I could use a highball
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Belly on up to the Bar
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Do we have a problem here?
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Topic:
How She Teaches Me
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How cool. She sounds both rare and wonderful. You're a lucky fella. You put a lot of effort into this and it shows. Just my opinion, but I think ya done good, partner. Thanks for sharing it. Thank you for your kind words. Yes, she is one of a kind. But she is far away and it would be impossible for her to be mine. lol, I was pretty picky before, I am even more so now knowing her. No one will come close to the woman she is. I am so lucky that she calls me friend and I am hers. I will depend on her knowing her ability to sooth my aching heart. My go to girl I guess. I do not wish for her to weaken to struggles, not likely she will, but I will be there for her if ever she needs me to repay my enormous debt to her. This poem is not worthy of her descriptively, it would take to long to say everything she is. |
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How She Teaches Me
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Awwww. that was so sugary sweet and lovely.. .. Hmmm... you mind if I borrow it.. .. I know you're really beginning to hate me.. What the hell makes you think that............not at all No1, you're ok |
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How She Teaches Me
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I was desperate and afraid
I had ventured beyond reality and suffered much that I deserved She came as an angel in my darkest night and saved me from my plight. She gave of herself with selflessness She put her own needs aside. I did not ask her to rescue me She just knew I needed to be She allowed me to soak her with tears of self pity and gracefully comforted me. As time goes by she still walks with me still tending to my selfish needs I learned so much from her graciousness that no other had shown me before She was so much more of a lady Than any man could hope for. Alas, she is not to be mine so great is the measure of time and space It would be a great man to be worthy of her a greatness that I now seek not just to have her but her likeness In someone that would be right for me. I degraded her in my lust She angered but with patience and grace She did not cause me to suffer as I should have Even still she walks beside me carefully watching for me to fail. Without a word of instruction she teaches me, just by being who she is. Thank you my dear friend. |
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Security @Bash "Excuse me ma'am, would you please come with me" Nope. I'm staying right here. I haven't had any bacon yet.... Security "ma'am, I will ask you once again to cooperate or I will have to use necessary force" (removing handcuffs from his belt) (Grabs her hand as she reaches for the bacon and slaps on the cuffs) "now, we can do this slow and peaceful, you don't want me to get rough with you do you?" Oooh, kinky!... read me like a book......... |
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Edited by
needsum12luv
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Sun 04/19/15 07:17 AM
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Security @Bash "Excuse me ma'am, would you please come with me" Nope. I'm staying right here. I haven't had any bacon yet.... Security "ma'am, I will ask you once again to cooperate or I will have to use necessary force" (removing handcuffs from his belt) (Grabs her hand as she reaches for the bacon and slaps on the cuffs) "now, we can do this slow and peaceful, you don't want me to get rough with you do you?" |
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