http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDIjePMr0Ak

same here, except i'm not smiling. the sunlight keeps shining right in my eye and making me squint.

you're probably bored.

if you talk to hr and start some counseling to help organize your thoughts it could go a long way to show you're putting in effort and they might even pay for it or your insurance could cover it. and bonus: if an psychologist, psychiatrist or physician diagnoses you with a legitimate problem the company will be less likely to fire you and risk a legal battle.

you were thinking of something long, wide and a bit hairy itself?


sure, you can have a pic of my foot, maybe even both of them . honestly not THAT big though. size 13

maybe my original post should have said, "do you like chest hair on THIS guy?" meaning me, of course

i used to work with a guy who peed his pants all the time. it was a medical problem but still, he should have handled his business. eventually HR had to make him start wearing diapers.

matching pairs of socks...maybe 2. random socks that enjoy the single life...1 billion. this time of year that's a problem. in the winter, i wear pants so nobody sees them anyway. ha

when i'm alone, just boxers...if even that. when i'm around people, i'll put on a pair of umbros or cargo shorts or something.

it varies a lot here. i've been part of huge formal catholic weddings where they flew in dozens of people and i've been in small chapel weddings with 10 people total. in all cases one guy walks in a free man and walks out of the reception drunk and not realizing what he's just done. haha. my sister's wedding was in between. a few dozen people, nice reception but pretty relaxed.

if i go to a wedding, it's usually because i'm the best man or a groomsman. therefore i have 3 main responsibilities; throw or at least attend the bachelor party, make sure the groom gets there (i had to bust into the bathroom and drag one out of the shower once. that wasn't cool), and most importantly....seriously....i protect his car from the vandals he calls family and friends. none of that writing crap on it and getting finger prints on everything. if i ever get married, i expect my best man to do the same.

lol. that's pretty messed up but at least nothing happened. that would have been really bad.

a guy in one of my car clubs went to a bachelor party at a strip club and was really hooked on one stripper. he got several lap dances and even paid for extra "services" (hey, i didn't say this was a high-class guy) before realizing she was his first cousin who he hadn't seen in years. awkward....

a&w root beer, preferably in a frosty mug.

thanks. i miss the 30 extra lbs of muscle i used to have and my body fat was a bit lower too (not that it's high now). a few years ago i had to take it easy for several months while my back healed after a bus rear-ended me. taking it easy turned into laziness. but it's not too late to replace that bad habit with a good one.

but on the bright side, my hair never left me.

there's definitely a difference between casual viewing for "stress relief" and becoming hooked on it and desensitized then weirder stuff and more of it to get aroused. it's the same as any other addiction in terms of plateau effect, etc.

there should be some cool mascot that tells people about masturbation in moderation. they could even sell charts and computer programs for whacking-tracking so people can make sure they aren't going overboard.

dancing banana in formal wear for the nice comment. thanks.

slightly embarrassed smiley for how scrawny i look in it. motivation to start hitting the weights again.

lol. yuk. a friend of mine had that issue. she made the wise decision to invest in laser hair removal.

ok, i added that crappy cell pic she took to my profile (for a limited time...damn i look bad in it!) as an example.

lol. i have a crappy cell phone shot that an ex took. she was some sort of crazy sneak attack photo chick, always whipping a camera out when i wasn't expecting it and catching me looking strange. it's like she was trained in guerrilla warfare or something.

as far as soap goes, when my sister and i were both in high school, she would never use the same bathroom as me because the hairy soap disgusted her.

excellent answer

lol. i was just curious what responses i'd get from a diverse sampling of people. i was with a girl for 5 years who didn't like it but she just had to deal. ha. i'd never shave it. the itching would be hell, plus i'd feel/look silly.

i have plenty but not so much that you'd mistake it for a sweater.