if a guy wants some time alone, he wants some time alone and there isn't anything more to that.....well, this guy anyway. I can't stand it when people get clingy.

It just wouldn't be a very good marriage if she could predict the future and the forecast was 50 years of no "marital bliss".

that might work, as long as her powers don't come from black magic or an enchanted hymen (don't pop the power!)or something.

it was really nice of her to warn me hours ahead of time that she'd be showing me her butt. some people are still really considerate these days.

it was a funny coincidence, that's for sure.

I came home today and checked my messages. One said, "You can see my buttocks," in a female voice. Ok, that's weird but a wrong number or crank call, right? I went to the pool a little later and chick's suit came untied and fell down as she exited the pool...exposing her butt .

I hope she calls again with some winning lotto numbers.

that's what i'm thinking. it just sounds too over-the-top.

it it's real, i'd tell her to escort herself the hell away from me.

the girls can be very weird, which is no surprise when they've been forced to act 15 years older than they are by their mothers. and where are the fathers in the equation? either not around, too wussy to stand up to their crazy wives or crazy/weird themselves.

exactly what i was thinking . i have a longer relationship with the motor oil in my vehicles.

it's too common. some people are afraid to help (for fear of retaliation), some assumed someone else is helping and it's not their business, and a minority are just pervs who get off on it. there have been psychology and sociology studies done for decades on the subject.

one of the most common places i'd say would be parties. i've had to pull a guy off a fighting girl more than once.

i've always found that stuff creepy. little girls should be little girls, not dress up like women and try to act like them .

really, all pageants seem pretty pointless to me. miss america? who cares? it doesn't even seem sexy to me. on the other hand, the hawaiian tropic, silvercash, and reef contests really know how to do it right.

i love raisin bran and some people find that weird.


side note; it's weird that a dried grape is a called a raisin. if i dried an apple you wouldn't call it a "giblow" or something.

a few years ago some friends and i cruised down to the beach for memorial day weekend. one guy knew a couple who said we could crash at their place. cool. when we got there, we found out it was their new house that they hadn't even moved into and they were staying at the old house for a few more weeks. man that is seriously generous and trusting . one day i woke up and REALLY needed to go but both bathrooms were in use. i got a little desperate and walked across the street to some new homes being built to give a toilet a test run. a few minutes later my friend showed up in the exact same situation as me . great minds think alike....except for one thing; on my way i grabbed a box of kleenex and some liquid soap. he had...his hands .

there's hope for the world...

i had a seizure not long after hitting my head in a car wreck (rear-ended at light). 13 people in my dorm called 911 and when i woke up there were tons of people in the hall waiting to see if i was ok. even the ones i didn't really know offered help or support and really meant it. it was all embarrassing but too much support is better than none.

i've helped people out many times in the last several years. family, friends, strangers, whoever needs it. car wrecks, heart attacks, seizures, passing out from hypoglycemia...the list goes on.

how about the guys whose facial hair won't fill in (regardless of age) so they grow it long and do a silly-looking beard comb-over ? do you find them sexy?

not a problem i'll ever have thankfully



i don't like it when a woman sets her purse on the floor then places it on the seat of my truck. that's nasty.

that toilet reminds me of the scrubs episode with the roof toilet.

welcome. brace yourself...it's getting weird around here lately.

i work very simply in that way. i don't trust her but i'll give her the benefit of the doubt. however, first time she shows me i can't trust her, see ya.

i just learn from my mistakes and don't bother with regret. but of your two choices, i'd rather regret something i did.

bye everybody. time for me to go haunt women's showers all across the country...i mean go towards the light or something.

there are a few hundred square feet of my carpet on which i've never been. i had them cleaned before i moved in 2 years ago and a lot of areas are still fluffed and have the pattern from the stiff thing he rubbed all over the carpet.