i'm allergic to them

"smells like fish" maybe? that's probably about hygiene, not dating

"The trade-in vehicle must have been manufactured not earlier than 25 years before the date of trade in and, in the case of a category 3 vehicle, must also have been manufactured not later than model year 2001"

how could you forget about mama not letting bobby boucher play foozball because "it's tha devil!"?

that must have been really cool

lol. yeah, they're just giant toy cars now. i was born a few decades too late. i love the old muscle cars and it would be cool to drive them when they were brand new. today's cars have no steering or brake feel and it's more like playing a video game than driving. i like to feel road, hear the roar of the engine while it's cranking out 500lbft of torque

ah yes. most states are very strict on fenders, or at least the wheelwell section of them, so that tires aren't flinging water and possible road debris on other drivers.

"wings" must mean something very different over there. here it would indicate we have tiny planes zipping around. ha. as far as lights go, the laws are often extremely strict on them. if they remove or cover the factory lights they must have new ones installed that are DOT (department of transportation) approved. many may be hidden and only seen when illuminated.

the US has some of the tightest vehicle regulations in the world. it adds a lot of cost to importing cars. when gm brings a vehicle to the US market from holden, their austrailian division, it ends up heavier and uglier.

and that show is idiotic. i wouldn't drive half that crap if you paid me.

in this case it would mean the nauture of something. it's most significant permanent quality. you can change your hair, your clothes, be horribly disfigured, but your essence would remain intact. it's an intangible abstract construct.

the stinky vaj comment of course referred to a more common use of the word to indicate smells.

that's going to be my pickup line to use on the pretty young nurses when i'm 85!

don't try to change us . that's a big one. people aren't cars that you can just modify to suit your wants.

my parets' anniversary was a few weeks ago and my mom said in 32 years my dad has changed about as much as she expected him to within the first month of their marriage

doesn't it go something like...

girls are made of sugar, spice and other nice junk and guys are made of cheezewiz and toxic waste?

i'll jump of the cliff with you, snuff.....i agree, they don't know.

oh no, now i'm a terrible guy

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
"nothing ventured, nothing gained"
"no risk, no reward"


if fear of rejection makes you never even try then it's yielding the same result as actual rejection; nothing. and what's so scary about rejection anyway?

excuse me, i have to go win the lottery without buying a ticket

very tiny by my standards but you can just cruise up to dallas where you'll find party all night get totally shitfaced thug wannabe types ....but at least they aren't rednecks.

i think going over it in a barrel would suck more when it's frozen...a lot more.

your brothers were pervs. the fbi is coming for them...or that weird chris hansen guy from dateline.

i don't know why women think men care so much about that. matching or not they're blocking fun stuff.

tarrant county court house in fort worth. even though they've made a lot of additions it looks pretty much the same because it's a historical landmark or something.

just leave them alone. people like to get into everyone else's business too much these days.