Hey Blonde your well travelled

Yeah I think Auzzie ladys are shy now the Philipino ladys are very Lively

Sure she's not a plumber

Here goes, Was taking a lady out to a restaraunt and was lucky enough for her to let me change at her place (no not that lucky)This is wear it started. Got changed and realised that I had 2 different sneakers so had to wear thongs ( no not that thong) I think you guys call them flip flops. Driving to the restaraunt I forgot the name and the exact location of the restraunt so had to ask her to google it. We ended up being late but that was ok but when I came to order Boom Forgot my glasses so had to borrow hers. Had a great time never saw her agin

Seeing a puddle of water to jump in, or a tin can to kick down the road

Hey Lonely Debs I don't live in QLD but Perth Not 45 but 62 so I thought I'd say Hi Now your not so lonely Bye Dave

Have you got a tourch it's probably in the dark place

Oh dear you guys are so funny yeah and the ladys to

Ha Ha Ha thats funny

Have I just dialled the moon

They would all be hot under that black garb Ha Ha

Could be one for Dr Phil

Funny how SEX gets the biggest reaction on this site, thought this was for dating and then having sex, Oh well

Watching my toe nails grow

Dull and boring sassy

Himself

Hey your so funny they say for every man there is a woman

I'm waving Hi