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Fri 12/18/09 08:34 AM

DRIVE AROUND, PLEASE

One night J. D. Roberts, an agent for the Drug Enforcement Agency,
was involved in a raid on a drug house that was doing a brisk
business in marijuana sales. He and the other agents were dressed in
black "battle" fatigues with "Narcotics Agent" stenciled on them.
Local uniformed officers in marked police cruisers also took part in
the raid.

Roberts and his team easily entered the house and apprehended the
suspect. Several hundred pounds of marijuana were confiscated
without incident. Within minutes the officers were collecting
evidence and finishing up at the scene.

As Roberts started out the front door, he noticed a pickup truck
parked behind one of the marked police cruisers in front of the
house. Two long-haired individuals got out of the pickup and
strolled past the police cruisers parked in the driveway, then
walked up to Roberts and his partner.

"Hey man, he still selling pot?" Roberts looked at his partner, then
back at the guy. "Yeah, he is. Just go around and knock on the back
door." "Cool." The two men nodded and walked on.

Roberts watched in amazement as the two individuals sauntered around
to the rear of the house. Roberts radioed the officers still inside
the house that they had customers at the back door.

The uniformed officers inside quickly hid while one plainclothes
detective answered the door. The new customers asked where the old
owner was, and the officer explained that the owner had stepped out
but that he could help them.

They requested a fifty-dollar bag of marijuana. The officer went to
the next room, grabbed a handful from the four hundred pounds of pot
they had just confiscated and stuffed it into a plastic bag. The two
customers were ecstatic. They thanked the officer for his
generosity.

Roberts and his partner were still in the drive way, still wearing
the black battle fatigues with "Narcotics Agent" stenciled on their
chests, when the two customers headed back to their pickup,
oblivious to the uniformed officers and the two marked police
cruisers in the driveway.

Finally, Roberts walked up to the two satisfied customers and
arrested them. The agents reconfiscated the dope and impounded the
pickup - just as another prospective customer pulled up.

Roberts decided this was too easy to ignore. "We moved the two
cruisers and started putting the impounded vehicles in the back. We
make about fourteen more sales and arrests that night. By the time
we were through, the backyard was filled with cars. It was the
darnedest impromptu sting I've ever seen."

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They just aren't very bright.rofl rofl rofl



The really scary part of this story is that most of those arrested will probably go on to become politicians.

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Fri 12/18/09 08:11 AM

The government is made up of humans, it stands to reason they will have many strengths AND weaknesses.


Give me one example of anything government does better than the private sector.

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Fri 12/18/09 08:00 AM
The fact that so many people believe government can do anything well aside from wasting money boggles the mind.

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Fri 12/18/09 06:38 AM

I've just heard the first event will be

"indefinite detention".

glasses


This event will help those pesky numbers in the "jobs created or saved" category.

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Fri 12/18/09 06:16 AM

We need the Public Option. Health Care costs are out of control.


We need tort reform more than a public option.

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Wed 12/16/09 07:54 PM
When Blagojavich leased the Chicago Skyway toll road to foreign investors, that was supposed to help alleviate a lot of the state's financial woes.

The general public has never quite figured out that no matter how much money the government collects, they will always spend considerably more.

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Tue 12/15/09 04:54 PM
Edited by dazzling_dave on Tue 12/15/09 04:56 PM
You would think that people would begin to realize that climate change is only the excuse that is being used in order to bring about wealth redistribution and control.

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Mon 12/14/09 02:48 PM
It is interesting that none of these so called climate experts have considered that maybe it's not the amount of CO2 that is rising, but the destruction of the rain forest that is curtailing the absorption of the CO2.

Then again, when the entire global warming "debate" is about money, power, and control, reality doesn't fit into the plan.

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Mon 12/14/09 05:38 AM

Read Luke 14:33. That is pure Communist rhetoric. "...any of you who does not give up everything he has, cannot be my disciple."



When the Commie from Chicago says he is going to take it and redistribute it, that is communism. Jesus gives everyone a choice. Government just takes it.

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Sun 12/13/09 09:17 PM

That's exactly what we need to do!




Take advice on spending from the same Wall Street Geniuses who caused the current cluster-f0ck.


Actually, government intervention in the financial markets caused the mess we are in. Government regulations that forced banks to make home loans to people that couldn't afford a home is a major cause of the economic mess we are in. Current attempts by government to "fix" our economy are actually going to prolong the pain for quite some time.

The current government plan of spending our way out of debt has been working great so far. (sarcasm abounds)

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Sun 12/13/09 11:40 AM

communism has always been linked with atheism but I dont know that they are mutally dependent

communism without human intervention would prolly be a good system. but as soon as you allow humans to interfere they'll usurp and pervert the system for personal gain

as did Stalin and the Communist Party in the Soviet Union. that wasn't real communism, it was just in name


The basic premise of communism and to a lesser degree, socialism, is that there is no higher power than government. If there is a God, then our rights come from Him and not from government, thus government can't take those rights from us.

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Sun 12/13/09 09:40 AM
Since communism is based on atheism, I rather doubt that Jesus was a communist.

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Sun 12/13/09 06:54 AM


This country is gettin' real a$$ backwards.

Can't understand all this rewarding criminals.


understanding such concepts requires an understanding of the constitution and that it's not about rewarding criminals it's about protecting certain rights. read the constitution lately? ever read it?


Where in the constitution does it give special interest groups the right to taxpayer money?

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Fri 12/11/09 05:20 AM


The government's job is to keep and create an environment that is necessary and ideal for people to live in, that includes a place where jobs can be created.

BUT

It's not the government's job to create jobs. The government can have job positions for the government but the bullet supposed to stop right there.

Is this too hard to understand?




Americans want their government to create jobs through spending on public works, investments in alternative energy or skills training for the jobless.


But isnt infrastructure and public works a gov responsibility?



Infrastructure has always been government's responsibility. You can see how well the government has used our resources to maintain them to this point.

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Thu 12/10/09 07:18 PM

I'm sorry. Let me post the first few sentences from the article again.

" Americans want their government to create jobs through spending on public works, investments in alternative energy or skills training for the jobless.

They also want the deficit to come down. And most are ready to hand the bill to the wealthy.

A Bloomberg National Poll conducted Dec. 3-7 shows two- thirds of Americans favor taxing the rich to reduce the deficit."





I don't know which Americans they were talking to. The only thing this American agrees with is reducing the deficit. However, the only way that I find acceptable for reducing the deficit is to cut spending. Most everyone has had to tighten there belts since the economy tanked. Why does the government think that it is above the laws of economics? I guess it's because they believe that they are above every other law.

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Thu 12/10/09 07:01 PM
Only in Washington D.C. can you get out of debt by borrowing more money.

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Thu 12/10/09 09:19 AM
We don't care what he does or doesn't do as long as he keeps telling us what we want to hear.

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Wed 12/09/09 07:26 PM
The Obamanable Snow Job appears to be melting.

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Wed 12/09/09 01:01 PM

That's it. Side-track the question by using a trivial arguement.

Here, I'll reword the question,


Not when that Govs only previous political experience was as a small town mayor. A town so small the mayors office and police department were located in a strip mall.
And, Not when that same Gov, of the nations least populated state, had only been in office for 2 years.

Now,
She's a quitter. She couldn't even handle the stress for a full term.

Do you think she's qualified to be the VP of the whole country?
The next in-line to lead the largest Republic in the world?






She is more qualified to be VP than the current occupant of the WH.

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Wed 12/09/09 12:19 PM
Being a community organizer for ACORN and voting present in the senate are much better credentials than being a mayor or a governor.

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