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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
Happy Mother's Day to the VERY BEST women here in Mingleland. I hope you all have a wonderful day!
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
Happy Mother's Day to all you wonderful Texas Ladies! I hope y'all have a terrific and relaxing day
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: I was going to post this 12 hours ago but this site crashed. Figures. This place must have been created by a man. Here is my rebuttal to your 10 points, which was obviously written by an insecure bitter loser who no matter how much he chased women, he constantly kept getting rejected. Sound familiar, gentlemen? Who is really the desperate one here? Remember that women get thousands of responses and have way more choices than men, who are usually doing the chasing. Knock yourselves out, men. There are plenty more where you came from. We are neither desperate nor worried. Rejection makes men bitter and nasty to women and they cut them down by writing essays on why the women are not worthy. How hilarious and transparent. 10 REASONS YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH FOR US 1. If we are being sarcastic and intimidating, that means we find you unattractive and unappealing. If we found you interesting, we would smile at you and give you come hither looks. We may come off haughty for a reason. We realize you're not good enough. We are doing you a favor because we don't want to waste your time and especially our own. Would you rather we lied and led you on and toyed with you when you're obviously not attractive? 2. Since when did these attributes make a man perfect? Well-built, neat, romantic, hardworking, honest, God- fearing, faithful, dark, tall and handsome gentleman man from a good background who has a good job, drives a good car and loves a woman unconditionally. Or maybe realistically we should be looking for scrawny, sloppy, insensitive, unromantic, lazy, liar, atheist, cheater, redheaded, short, and ugly slimeball with a criminal background who has no job, no car, and will be a heartless, coldblooded jerk? Sadly, we don't have to look hard to find those types. 3. Desperation has a smell now? What exactly is that odor? Fishy? Sulfur? Sweat? Stinky feet? We'll make sure to wash it off better. Or maybe it's the smell of annoyance men sense when women see them as rude, irritating jerks. 4. First I pay too little attention to my appearance. 5. Now, I pay too much attention to my appearance. Looks like (no pun) a woman cannot win here, just like in any discussion with a man. Although, men will be quick to say the same about women. 6. If a woman was attracted to you, your libido would not be an issue. We are tigers in bed but only if you bring it out in us. How you do that is by complimenting and praising a woman, for starters, instead of cutting us down. We dislike rudeness, insults and snarky remarks just like you do. That's a major attraction killer and we will avoid YOU like the plague. Another attraction killer is stinginess. If a man is stingy with his possessions, he will also be stingy with his love. This is a well known truth. I didn't have to add all these tips but I was feeling generous. You're welcome. The other ways to impress us you will have to figure out by yourself. Good luck. 7. How are we boring? This needs elaboration. And so are you. I'll elaborate when you do. 8. We nag because you are a scrawny, sloppy, insensitive, unromantic, lazy, liar, atheist, cheater, redheaded, short, and ugly slimeball with a criminal background who has no job, no car, and will be a heartless, coldblooded jerk. We are just trying to make you into a better person. You should be thanking us that we even make the effort and take the time to help someone so unworthy. 9. I'm insecure? Maybe it's because you are unromantic and consider your work or sword collection more worthy of your attention than me. Show me the love, baby. 10. I just know my value and yes, millions of men find me attractive. Deal with it. I thought men want robots. They can't handle a REAL woman with thoughts, emotions and a life. Yup, go find yourself a robot, or better yet, an inflatable doll, since you are neither ready or worthy of a real woman. Everyone loves me!
But then again, I have lots of chocolate!
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
Happy Easter Friends!
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
I'm good Vivian. How about you?
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
Hello. I'm Jayne just in case you folks have forgotten.
At our ages it is so easy to have memory loss.
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
Just popped in to say Howdy Y'all and help you flip this thing
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
Hi Gary. I'm just hanging around waiting to see what's going to break next. As long as it's not me I can handle it!
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
Tuesday the microwave died. Saturday my computer died. This has not been a good week for me and electrical items. Lol
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
Hi Folks. Its a quiet night at home watching the hockey game and cooking two big pots of homemade Vegetable Beef soup. I don't eat it but the boys and my friends enjoy it and it makes the apartment smell so good! Hope you all have a great weekend!
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
Topic:
2013 Texas Mingle Meet
Such a shame I will miss it but I have to wash my hair that weekend
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
Topic:
2013 Texas Mingle Meet
The Texas Mingle meets are now Naked Meets? Wow you all have gotten quite close
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
QUOTE: Good day everyone....1/31/13 6:43pm from NJ...
Everyone this is my new friend who I told to come say hello. Glad you didn't blow away in the winds we had in the Northeast today. The guys and gals here are the best so have fun!!! |
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
Since Texas is the state of everything BIG, does one of you Texans have a huge fly swatter to smash this flu bug to smitherians. I feel awful and would not want anyone else to feel like this! Come on Texas---swat it. stomp it or shoot it!!!!
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: Hi Glenda. How are you feeling? How long before you get to do the 2 step? A while, Jayne...2 weeks absolutely no weight on it (it's already feeling like a LONG time at day 3.) Then at least 3 weeks in a boot plus physical therapy as necessary. I'm hoping to be in my boots by rodeo but realistically, it might be a few months. |
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
Hi Glenda. How are you feeling? How long before you get to do the 2 step?
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
QUOTE: When I was in New Zealand, I didn't hear anyone speak that way ... and I searched the countryside for meat pies! I think you are getting a bit of the ol' "shine".
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
vivian, when Ray said good morning to the elderly he was not talking to you obviously. He must have been talking to all the viewers who never post!
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
Yep. I want to be a fluffy duck. It sounds so nice!!!
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delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23718 |
Hi Friends. I hope you all had a good weekend. Another work week starts tomorrow. I have to say I enjoyed having 2 weeks off but it is so hard getting back in the swing of things. Have a great week and I will pop in later this week!
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At our ages it is so easy to have memory loss.