Community > Posts By > Maxsterx

 
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Mon 04/24/17 05:58 AM
Never "Swipe to Answer" when your phone rests on the edge of the vanity... next to the toilet.surprised

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Sun 04/23/17 09:43 PM
Doctors get incentives for pushing meds...
not a conducive environment for your wellbeing.sad2

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Sun 04/23/17 03:09 AM
The slightest comparison to a past lover was usually when I would see stars...from a backhand across the face...
"Are you comparing me to her?"
women don't like to be compared.sad2

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Sat 04/22/17 09:25 PM
I built a few metal sheds in my day...first thing you're going to need is a big box of Bandaids...they come in assorted sizes and colors. Next thing, very important, is an artery clip...sad2

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Sat 04/22/17 09:10 PM



Master .. making me laugh .. did you k now there is such a thing as s nip .. which is s stick on nipple ., it comes in two sizes cold and freezing .. laughing .. for those who like the Farah Fawcett look .. including men who may have inverted nipples . I am surprised a man of the world does not know about such things tongue2 waving

There are a few fake things in life that I have learned to accept...
hair...eyelashes...orgasms...
but I have to draw the line at nipples...
so wrong.tongue2
plus they are a choking hazard laugh laugh laugh

Only if they are lactating.tongue2

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Sat 04/22/17 08:40 PM

Master .. making me laugh .. did you k now there is such a thing as s nip .. which is s stick on nipple ., it comes in two sizes cold and freezing .. laughing .. for those who like the Farah Fawcett look .. including men who may have inverted nipples . I am surprised a man of the world does not know about such things tongue2 waving

There are a few fake things in life that I have learned to accept...
hair...eyelashes...orgasms...
but I have to draw the line at nipples...
so wrong.tongue2

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Sat 04/22/17 05:52 PM


Some serious injuries you did there...wishing you a speedy recovery
A rub down with oil is not advised...we all know what that leads to...sore knees...especially if you are wearing a hospital gown.tongue2
hahaha knees already sore..
I landed on something :-)

Nice...getting those toes/nails curling in the same direction.tongue2

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Sat 04/22/17 04:55 PM
It is successful when you are both committed and institutionalized before divorce.tongue2

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Sat 04/22/17 04:39 PM
Some serious injuries you did there...wishing you a speedy recovery
A rub down with oil is not advised...we all know what that leads to...sore knees...especially if you are wearing a hospital gown.tongue2

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Sat 04/22/17 03:31 PM
I'm more turned on by nipples that can cut glass, rather than size.tongue2

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Thu 04/20/17 08:50 AM





you mean its more than many years??? frustrated

That's ok...you women get better with age...don't you agree, Miss Scepti?:thumbsup:

like cheese or wine Max? slaphead

Mmmm...I prefer your intoxicating juices.tongue2

i shouldve stopped at cheese frustrated my vocabulary is not as good whoa

Cheese is good...or maybe a party platter.tongue2

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Thu 04/20/17 08:01 AM



you mean its more than many years??? frustrated

That's ok...you women get better with age...don't you agree, Miss Scepti?:thumbsup:

like cheese or wine Max? slaphead

Mmmm...I prefer your intoxicating juices.tongue2

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Thu 04/20/17 07:39 AM

you mean its more than many years??? frustrated

That's ok...you women get better with age...don't you agree, Miss Scepti?:thumbsup:

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Thu 04/20/17 07:20 AM
Between a pair of dirty pillows.tongue2

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Thu 04/20/17 07:18 AM
I can tell you what I look for in an artificial woman...looong battery life.tongue2

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Thu 04/20/17 07:16 AM
If I was a woman...
with "multiple" capabilities...would never be too much.tongue2

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Wed 04/19/17 05:52 AM

please give examples of when to say that a person is just stringing you along and what do you do about it. thanks

Catch me tomorrow, and I'll tell you.tongue2

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Wed 04/19/17 05:50 AM

I am too square to get into a love triangle ohwell

This is why geometry needs, Pi tongue2

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Wed 04/19/17 03:45 AM
How about a love Octagon?

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Wed 04/19/17 03:40 AM
I just booked a flight to Scotland...tongue2