Community > Posts By > Maxsterx

 
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Thu 10/19/17 07:36 AM
"Poignant" comes to us from French, and before that from Latin-specifically, the Latin verb pungere, meaning...
"to prick or sting."
There you go...the dinner bell is rung...now go get her

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Thu 10/19/17 06:42 AM
If they can't text about it over the phone...good luck getting anything out of the 'soft-serve' machine later on...shades

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Thu 10/19/17 06:35 AM
Never give up on your creams...shades

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Wed 10/18/17 11:29 PM
Now that's a sharp tongue!...tongue2

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Tue 10/17/17 06:03 PM

My favourite bright pink rabbit ... it snapped in half rofl rofl

A tight kegel will do that...
Don't exercise so much.shades

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Tue 10/17/17 03:02 PM

Don't be indesicive when planning a date ..and don't make her walk to more than one restaurant while you decide if there is something on the menu that you might like .. likely she is wearing heels and sore feet make women irritable laugh laugh .

inspired by no.1phd tongue2 waving

Sore knees make them...Priceless.:angel:

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Tue 10/17/17 05:16 AM


All good here mate.
Busy busy. I love it when the media try making out how bad things are, it's when they stop saying how bad it is when we worry laugh drinker

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Hang in there bro..:thumbsup:

IN THE END, the PAWN and the KING
ends up IN THE SAME HOLE.
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Never...never...ever...playing chess with you.whoa

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Tue 10/17/17 12:11 AM
If I find a hair in the "Happy Meal"...
I'll never take her to that McDonald's again...
This is the second time tonight I've made this comment.tongue2

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Tue 10/17/17 12:09 AM
If I find a hair in the "Happy Meal"...
I'll never take her to that McDonald's again.sad2

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Mon 10/16/17 05:44 PM



That if the woman is putting out the trash and mowing the lawns, your relationship will soon be over because you are not manning up.


Well, then he ain't a man... however, I did meet a girl once that loved to mow grass... I probably should have held on to her... :sigh:


Fresh green grass smells great :smile:

I love when they shave down there...tongue2

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Mon 10/16/17 05:29 PM
When we ask you... " What's wrong? "
we really don't want to know. whoa

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Mon 10/16/17 03:08 PM
Bad enough we marry each other...do we have to be friends, too?...
It never ends! sad

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Mon 10/16/17 10:33 AM
Watch out for the Cougars...they bite...tongue2

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Mon 10/16/17 05:24 AM
BTW...I Luv this thread.:heart:

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Mon 10/16/17 05:23 AM
Drooling is okay...
and most times, preferred...tongue2

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Sun 10/15/17 01:25 AM
10shades

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Sun 10/15/17 12:55 AM

What a relief to see you lu waving bigsmile .I think the mingle men need more incentive to do their exercises . Any suggestions biggrin

"Topless Tuesday" is just around the corner...could get the blood in our clusters, pumping..tongue2

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Sat 10/14/17 09:10 PM
I say we put 'em in a ring, and let them fight it out...shades

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Fri 10/13/17 08:31 AM


Does anyone have a Crossing Guard fetish??...
bent over her knee and spanked with the Stop Sign?...no? ... I guess it's just me.tongue2

Er, back when I was in grade school the crossing guards
were all 6th graders.

Lol...ours were little old ladies...you never knew who was helping who across the street.spock

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Fri 10/13/17 04:50 AM
Does anyone have a Crossing Guard fetish??...
bent over her knee and spanked with the Stop Sign?...no? ... I guess it's just me.tongue2

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