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Tue 08/08/17 05:05 PM
I don't speak Cougar.think

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Tue 08/08/17 01:53 PM


:confused: is it possible?
at times it may seem impossible .. and clearly you are not the first man to feel that way yoda .. but the only barriers are the ones you create ..so wait till there is a weakness in her force field and use all your charms tongue2 waving

Then you can bury your LightSaber in the Princess.shades

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Tue 08/08/17 01:50 PM
I don't open the door to strangers...
Unless it's raining...and she's dripping.tongue2

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Tue 08/08/17 01:47 PM

I keep quickies stocked.

String cheese
Mini candy bars
singles chips (crisps)
Single pies & cakes
lil Debbies n such
ramen, yakisoba, cup o soup
ravioli or beef a roni

I keep canned chicken, turkey and tuna and
can use rice a roni to make a quick meal

Have vienna sausages (asstd flavors)
deviled ham and underwood chicken
I keep boiled eggs for egg salad sammiches
I always have lunch meat & cheese, peanut butter & jam for sammiches
I keep a few cans of jumbo black olives to munch
I have assortments of pickles and peppers

I keep about 4 or 5 of those microwave meals in the freezer
I always have ice cream and homemade juice pops
I have chocolate cream puffs, regular cream puffs and mini eclairs
Lets see...there is brochette, french bread pizza and frozen bread dough in there too.
I keep a soft/hard taco kit and a chef boy r dee pizza kit
I have dried fruits and veggies
Bisquick and jiffy mix, cornbread mix, mashed potato cups and rice cups (3 types).
Red hots, singled boneless pork ribs, singled country beef ribs, singled chicken breasts and thighs (less thawing time - easy cook)

I have cups of applesauce, jello and fruits
Condensed soups and chunky ready to eat soups.
Dried beef, squatch sticks, beef jerky and cracker barrel cheese
I have ritz crackers, triscuts and chicken n biscuit crackers


I have plenty of quick eats - problem is - I have no appetite.





When the Apocalypse comes...we all meet at Toms house.drinks

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Tue 08/08/17 07:53 AM
If I looked like that, I don't I would have time to answer a phone.tongue2

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Mon 08/07/17 11:10 PM
I like how banks charge you more money...for having less money...or no money.:joy:

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Mon 08/07/17 12:36 PM
Congratulations to Miss Rains and Poncho...:champagne: :tada:

May you Mingle forever
in each other's :two_hearts:

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Mon 08/07/17 06:02 AM
Before you toss it on the grill.biggrin

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Mon 08/07/17 05:07 AM

I know some sexy exercises laugh laugh do you know how to suppress your gag reflex .. some find that extremely sexy .. especially if you need to go to the dentist :angel: waving

Bring on the drool...tongue2

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Mon 08/07/17 05:04 AM
Some get more depraved with age.shades

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Sun 08/06/17 12:13 PM
If that's true... I'd stay away from the barbecue sauce..tongue2

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Sun 08/06/17 12:04 PM
A Maxsterx rating of 9.9 :thumbsup:

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Fri 08/04/17 02:38 PM
Only if they implant a tiny bowl of salsa next to it.tongue2

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Fri 08/04/17 02:33 PM
The time for explanation is over...
Go Trump!...:flag_us:

p.s. - just use the restroom you were assigned to earlier.

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Fri 08/04/17 06:12 AM
I thought this was about whips and
nipple clamps. :curly_loop:

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Fri 08/04/17 05:59 AM
Depends on what distance you are sighting them.biggrin

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Thu 08/03/17 09:44 PM


This is a free country... I should be allowed to drive drunk if I want to.
Why is it illegal?... give me one good reason.


Well, you're opening post is in error.

It's not a free country. It's not even on the discount shelf.

Agreed...most everything is a privilege.

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Thu 08/03/17 07:17 AM
You would think water makes things slippery...it does not.think

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Thu 08/03/17 07:13 AM
It won't be easy to push those toys aside once they're done playing with it.

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Thu 08/03/17 07:11 AM

I would say give it a second shot. If still no reply, move on! Don't give up a forest for a tree :)

or a bush..biggrin

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